He can get a little frustrated if he has to wait too long.

In the beginning

I've always wondered what my dick does in the times he is up before I am. He must get so bored waiting for me to wake up. Happens EVERY day. Poor little guy :\ Feel free to say hello to the little dude via inbox message or email us at thingsmydickdoes@gmail.com Oh. and NSFW, 18+ Only. Or whatever the laws are where you're from. :D

Welcum to our NEW HOME 18+ Only!

Hey guys thanks for making it here. If you're new this is a very not safe for work website. I started a blog called thingsmydickdoes a few years back on tumblr (RIP). It got pretty big (yep I said it) went global and then tumblr decided to pull the plug on all adult content. Oh well. I had been meaning to get my own site eventually.