In the beginning

I've always wondered what my dick does in the times he is up before I am. He must get so bored waiting for me to wake up. Happens EVERY day. Poor little guy :\ Feel free to say hello to the little dude via inbox message or email us at thingsmydickdoes@gmail.com Oh. and NSFW, 18+ Only. Or whatever the laws are where you're from. :D

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